Best 50 Adam Sandler Quotes on Success and Happiness

Famous American actor and comedian Adam Sandler is known for portraying naive but endearing characters. It was at a Boston comedy club that he, at the tender age of 17, made his first unplanned step towards a career as a stand-up comic after realizing that he had a gift for making people laugh.

Sandler also owns his own production company and has provided the voices for some popular animated characters. In addition to this, he is a family man who is also very grounded and has a small but close-knit group of professional peers as pals. Here then are some of the most well-known and hilarious Adam Sandler quotations, providing a window into the man himself.

Here is a collection of the top 50 Adam Sandler quotes on success and happiness that are both funny and inspiring.

“I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.” ~ Adam Sandler
“It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only….Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.” ~ Adam Sandler
“Mama says that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.” ~ Adam Sandler
“It definitely has to learn a lesson about the way you’re living your life. I wouldn’t compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it’s about a man who doesn’t appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.” ~ Adam Sandler
“My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.” ~ Adam Sandler
“My name is Adam. My father’s name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it’s alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, ‘Is Adam there?’ My father would say, ‘This is Adam.’ My friends would say, ‘Adam, you were so wasted last night.’” ~ Adam Sandler
“Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah” ~ Adam Sandler
“I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I know I want to always do the best I can.” ~ Adam Sandler
“My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.” ~ Adam Sandler
“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.” ~ Adam Sandler

Inspirational Adam Sandler Quotes

“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.” ~ Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler quotes about life
“A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I drew the duck blue because I’ve never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.” ~ Adam Sandler
“Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.” ~ Adam Sandler
“My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.” ~ Adam Sandler
“When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.” ~ Adam Sandler
“You’ve just got to give yourself time – that’s good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you’re good at and what you’re not good at.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.” ~ Adam Sandler
“I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.” ~ Adam Sandler Quotes
“I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.” ~ Adam Sandler
“What? I didn’t break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it’s made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.”

Adam Sandler Funny Quotes

“You don’t have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I’m lying.”
“Gay guys know how to dance well. It’s like the law or some s**t.”
“Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God! Cherish it!”
“I’d love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can’t, you know, because I’d get in trouble.”
“I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.”
“I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!”
“You’d better not kill me, man, I’ve got s**t to do tomorrow!”
“Haven’t you heard? Goofy is the new handsome.”
“I’ll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.”
“I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your a**!”
“Some might call it luck. I like to call it.. well, luck, I guess. So what?”
“Well, I have a microphone and you don’t so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”
“I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”
“The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it and I wake up thinking about it. With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.”
“I never know what’s coming next. I definitely yell at people in my life going, ‘What the f**k am I doing next?!,’ a lot. But I don’t really ever know what’s happening.”
“Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.”
“I think I’m playing grown-up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.”
“My name is Adam Sandler. I’m not particularly talented. I’m not particularly good-looking. And yet I’m a multi-millionaire.”
“I think the reason I don’t read is that, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, what are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?”
“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”