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- “There is only one thing worse than a rapist.” “A child.”
- “Ah f**k, I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
- “Bitch, I hope the f**k you do.”
- “Two shots of vodka.”
- “Fk off Janet, I’m not going to your fking baby shower.”
- It’s an avocado, thanks! Not a sour lemon my friend’
- I am 19 and I never said I’m weird, I’m just a limited edition.’
- Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman. Hamah’
- So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with birthday gift?’
- A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.’
- Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya, chicken strips!’
- “Happy Crimus….” “It’s crismun…” “Merry crisis.” “Merry Chrysler.”
- “…Hi Welcome to Chili’s.”
- “HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?” “THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..”
- “Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”
- “Hi my name’s Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Wel,l I’m a point guard, I got shoe game…”
- “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”
- “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!” “I can’t sweem.”
- ‘It’s Wednesday, my dudes. The weekend is here.’
- Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?’
- That was legit, I couldn’t have talked more sense!
- I brought you Frankincense. Thank you. I brought you Myrrh. Thank you. Mur-dur! Huh… Judas… no!’
- Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my lord.
- ‘Shoutout to all the pear. I meant all your peers.
- I have osteoporosis. And I don’t know what that means.
- I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain’t working.
- “Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”
- “I’m washing me and my clothes.”
- “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”
- “XOXO, gossip girl.”
- “Shoutout to all the pear.”
- “A potato flew around my room before you came.”
- “Chipotle is my life.”
- “Look at all those chickens!”
- “YOU BETTER STOP.”
- What is up, Kyle? No, what did you say? What, dude? Step up, Kyle!’
- I’m just cooking pizza and not baking one.’
- Two shots of vodka can be good for your health if you don’t drink it.’
- I like turtles. They live so long.
- Are they hele balloons.
- Hurricane coming? I heard sugarcane coming.
- Wait a minute, who are you? Are you an alien?’
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