Every day, scientists learn something new about dinosaurs. Already in 2019, we have seen the discovery of a fossil that resembles a bat, the development of a robotic dinosaur model that can run on a treadmill, and the (continued) discussion of the causes of the extinction of these reptilian beasts. And while all that is interesting, I think you’ll find that dinosaur puns make for even better reading. You won’t be able to triceratops these dinosaur jokes, we’re almost positive.
Awesome Dinosaur Puns One Liner
- My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories. I said he should try Sarah Topps.
- Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit. I don’t know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen.
- Why did Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was one of the early birds.
- What type of tool did prehistoric carpenters use? Dino-saws!
- What do you call a dinosaur that only has one eye? An Eye-saur!
- What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart? An exstinktion!
- What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!
- What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.
- Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the pee is silent!
- What do you call a dinosaur car accident? A tyrannosaurus wreck!
- WhIch is the scariest dinosaur? A Terror-dactyl.
- Why are dinosaurs never overweight? Because they are surrounded by scales.
- Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!
- Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
- What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long-distance!
- What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
- What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
- Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
- What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
- What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
- Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
- What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam !
- What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
- Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
- What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur !
- How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth !
- How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
- Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don’t know how to cook !
- What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
- Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
- Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
- Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck? Because it’s feet smell.
- What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
- What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter “s”!
- Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
- What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
- What’s green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
- What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
- What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
- What dinosaur is always sad? Cry-a-lot-o-saurus
- What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
- Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
- What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A do-you-think-he-saurus.
- How did dinosaurs decorate their bathrooms? With rep-tiles.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A the-saurus.
- Which dinosaur could never decide whether to leave or not? A stay-go-saurus.
- How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops? Try, sir, a top?
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl when they go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.
- What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes? A dino-bore.
- What kind of dinosaur never gives up? A try-try-triceratops.
- What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and cowboy boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
- Which dinosaur should never stay out in the rain? A stegosau-rust.
- What do you call a scared dinosaur? A nervous rex.
- Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later? Ammo-saurus.
- What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night? A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore).
- What does a T-rex’s play on at the playground? The dino-see-saw.
- How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
- How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed? you’ll see the bright red “A” on its pyjamas.
- What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us.
- What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend? Tyrannosaurus ex.
- What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives? Dino-mite.
- What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till? Keep the climate change.
- What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scaredactyl.
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
- What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A thesaurus!
- How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
- What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore!
- What do you call a dinosaur who sports a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
- What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- What do you call a dinosaur that only has one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
- What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.