Best 20 Grumpy Old Men Quotes About Friendship

Rather than making you grumpy, these hilarious Grumpy Old Men Quotes from the 1993 comedy Grumpy Old Men are certain to make you laugh out loud. From 1966 onward, Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau formed a legendary comic team, starring in a number of films together. That is, until the 1981 picture Buddy Buddy, in which they both appeared. After the critical and commercial failure of Billy Wilder’s “comedy,” they didn’t work together again for over a decade.

Thankfully, their 1995 sequel, Grumpier Old Men, was a smashing success thanks to the success of 1993 original, Grumpy Old Men. The script was written by Mark Steven Johnson, and Donald Petrie directed it. Others in the cast besides Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are Ann-Margret, Burgess Meredith, Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollak, Ossie Davis, and Buck Henry.

Awesome Grumpy Old Men Quotes About Friendship

  1. “There is much fish In the sea but you’re the only one I’d want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
  2. “If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I’d have asked for another million.” – Max Goldman
  3. “I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”
  4. “You watch your mouth, you damn Swede.” – Max Goldman
  5. “Each year comes and goes, and I’m still here. Ha! And they keep dying. Do you know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.” ― Grandpa Gustafson
  6. “Hypothermia’s a bitch. It ain’t quick like a stroke.” – Max Goldman
  7. “I am the gangster of love.” ― Max Goldman
  8. “We did the horizontal mambo.” – John Gustafson Jr.
  9. “I got a cactus in my bathroom, but we got nothing to say to each other.” – Max Goldman “When I had my ulcers, I was farting razor blades.” – Max Goldman “I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.” ― Max Goldman
  10. “Kids can’t live with them. Can’t shoot them.” – John Gustafson Sr.
  11. “There is much fish In the sea, but you’re the only one I’d want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.” – Max Goldman
  12. “There is much fish in the sea but you’re the only one I’d want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.” ― Max Goldman
  13. “Looks like Chuck’s taking old one-eye to the optometrist.” – John Gustafson Sr.
  14. “Up yours, Gustafson.” – Max Goldman
  15. “If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backward.” ― Max Goldman
  16. “Each year comes and goes, and I’m still here. Ha! And they keep dying. Do you know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.” – John Gustafson Sr.
  17. “You can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and see which one gets fill first.” ― Grandpa Gustafson
  18. John Gustafson Jr.: “You won’t even know I’m here.”
    Max Goldman: “That’s because you won’t be here.”
  19. “I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly I see she’s not the… bitch I thought she would be.” ― Max Goldman
  20. “What’s the matter, beautiful? You’re meaner than a dog shitting tacks.” ― Grandpa Gustafson
  21. “I usually drink my dinner.” ― Grandpa Gustafson

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