105 Best Status That Makes Your Ex Jealous

Are you still hurting from your breakup and seeking to inflict pain on your ex? Either that or you wish to engage in mental games to regain their favor… If not, you wouldn’t be searching Best Status That Makes Your Ex Jealous.

These statuses let you share updated episodes of your life with your friends and followers. Some individuals engage in these behaviors to taunt their ex-partners, while others wish to express that they have moved on.

Awesome Captions That Make Your Ex Jealous

1. I’ve moved on, so don’t stalk me.
2. Karma will take it from here.
3. You cannot find a person like me ever. I wish you good luck.
4. Don’t call me to go out…too tired after last night
5. I enjoyed today more than you’ll ever believe
6. I’m spending the day with my new favorite person
7. You sure know how to make someone’s day!
8. Embracing my single life, sipping my favorite wine.
9. If you are compromising your life with someone, that’s not life. Quit it.
10. I left my baggage at the previous counter. Now I feel so light.
11. You started, and I finished.
12. Be with someone who values you. Dump others.
13. I’m glad to find the perfect one.
14. Shining like a star in the dark night.
15. All of my dreams are coming true
16. I’ve been partying without a break for a week. Today is my rest day. Please don’t call me
17. You made me realize that I deserve better.
18. Thank God, I could never stand up to your low expectations.
19. “Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” —Marilyn Monroe
20. No more tears and no more wasting my expensive mascara.
21. Yes, I miss the memories. No, not the person, of course.
22. I shall not let the flame burn me again.
23. “Sadness flies away on the wings of time.” —Jean de La Fontaine
24. I wish you good luck in finding someone who can put up with you.
25. No time to cry over petty things.
26. Thank God I woke up from a bad dream.
27. Starting my day right with the right person
28. I really enjoyed the trip. I can’t wait to do it again
29. Thanks for making me laugh. You must be the funniest person I’ve met because I can’t stop laughing
30. So excited about my weekend hiking trip.
31. There’s a different type of glow when you’re fully in love
32. I’m cool all alone and not without you.
33. Feeling life the way I should.
34. My heels are higher than someone’s opinion.
35. You treated me as one of many options. I left you as a random choice.
36. I am a princess without a prince.
37. I’m sure I’m better than your next girlfriend. You’ll realize it sooner or later.
38. Hurt me once, and be ready to die.
39. Happy girls shine bright
40. At my favorite place, with my favorite human
41. I’m excited to meet someone special this weekend
42. Life’s been way too kind to me recently. I wish it would stay that way.
43. No more stress over losing someone who doesn’t deserve you.
44. Aah! Lovely to be alone.
45. I’m excited to meet someone special this weekend.
46. Holding hands with the right person.
47. I’m glad I’m done with you.
48. I chose myself over you. No more regrets.
49. Don’t receive calls from your past.
50. Working out with other people is so much fun
51. The party is at my place tonight. House rules: Don’t drink more than you can handle
52. I can’t believe I never tried bungee jumping before. It was such a thrill!
53. Congrats team! We worked hard and we reaped our rewards
54. I’m too busy enjoying life, talk to me later
55. Spending time with the ones I love is the best therapy
56. I’m at my favorite place with my favorite people
57. I enjoyed spending time with you. I’m looking forward to our next meetup
58. “Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.” —Gotye
59. I never knew my day would be so relaxing with you.
60. I chose happiness over you, and I’m happy with my decision.
61. I realized falling for you was a big mistake.
62. I’m going on my way happily.
63. My wishes have been granted!
64. Yesterday was great, but today will be even better!
65. Thank you for your thoughtful gift! I had never received anything like this before
66. I’ve forgotten my bad past. Time to move on.
67. You can’t do epic things with basic people
68. Your weirdness plus my weirdness equals perfect weirdness
69. Pre-concert vibes. Can you see how excited I am?
70. I think I was too good for someone.
71. I’m back in the dating world.
72. Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you.” —Roy T. Bennett
73. I’m loving being myself.
74. It’s okay, that was the wrong person.
75. The darker shade of my lipstick shows I moved on.
76. You lost an angel, dude.
77. I’m no sadder, I’m awesome instead.
78. “A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.” —Marilyn Monroe
79. I took the bitter pill and now feel fresh.
80. I can’t wait to try rock climbing again
81. You can learn something amazing from every new person you meet
82. People you meet make life beautiful
83. Girls’ night out! I have the best group of friends a woman could possibly ask for.
84. Thinking about you makes me smile!
85. Be the type of person that other guys and girls are eager to meet
86. Happy to be the lone ranger, all again.
87. This is my perfect life.
88. I’m over the bad things in my life.
89. Bitter memories made me a stronger person.
90. We are no more partners, we are strangers now.
91. I don’t remember what happened last night, but let’s do it again!
92. My biggest regret is not traveling more!
93. Choosing my own happiness has been the best decision I’ve ever made
94. Time to love me.
95. I realized trusting you was a huge mistake.
96. My hopes, dreams, and wishes have come true
97. I’ve finally found time for a well-deserved spa day!
98. Really enjoyed our spontaneous trip. When are we going back??
99. Don’t waste your effort on someone who doesn’t deserve you.
100. Craving for me time.
101. No girlfriend = zero botheration
102. Once you’re in love, you start glowing
103. I feel so elated!!
104. I let go of my burden to enjoy my life.
105. My relationship with you had too many conditions. And I had to leave it.

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